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Posts tagged with "memes"

jasmine-milk-tea:


psyqualia:


komaedanagitokun:


ryo-bluestar:


ochibisyochan:


skarrmory:


lambency:


cupcakedrawings:


I’m Baka-Ass…


HAH I’m Baka-Ass, too. What up birthday twin.


Kouhai-chan… How fitting.


moe bukkake….-


baka god…


KOUHAI MARSHMALLOW


chibi otaku


Chibi Chan. Wow.
And my aunt got chibi tsundere. Lucky.


Reblogging this just because
Hentai Pillow
*sobs*
I need another shower after that one.

jasmine-milk-tea:

psyqualia:

komaedanagitokun:

ryo-bluestar:

ochibisyochan:

skarrmory:

lambency:

cupcakedrawings:

I’m Baka-Ass…

HAH I’m Baka-Ass, too. What up birthday twin.

Kouhai-chan… How fitting.

moe bukkake….-

baka god…

KOUHAI MARSHMALLOW

chibi otaku

Chibi Chan. Wow.

And my aunt got chibi tsundere. Lucky.

Reblogging this just because

Hentai Pillow

*sobs*

I need another shower after that one.

(Source: darkwolffy)

battletendencies:

Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
6. The character I would totally smooch
7. The character I’d want to be like
8. The character I’d slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

Jun 6

These are actually pretty cute.

  • Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
  • Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
  • English: How many languages can you speak?
  • Fear: Tell us three fears.
  • Game: What was the last board game you played?
  • Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
  • Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
  • Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
  • Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
  • Love: Do you believe in marriage?
  • Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
  • Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
  • Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
  • Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
  • Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
  • Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
  • Star-sign: When's your birthday?
  • Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
  • Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
  • Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
  • Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
  • Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
  • Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
Jun 5

put a movie (or tv show) in my askbox and i will rate it (and probably respond with a gif)

never watched | whatever | it was good | I saw it and was amazing! | I THINK THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING.

(Source: accio-potions)

Jun 4

Share 10 facts about yourself and pass this onto 10 of your favourite followers. Insert "if you don't pass this on you won't find love for another 17 years" chain mail scare here.

Oh noes….not the chain mail scare!  I cannot suffer the fate of a thousand broken chain mails, so here we go…

  1. Every time I see a cat, my immediate response is to say “Baby!” in the same tone most people use when addressing, well, babies.  I do this every time.  Even in public.  Even in crowded places.  I cannot make myself stop.
  2. I lived in Florida for about 6 months when I was four and nearly died three times.
  3. I once broke a bone (my clavicle) just from rolling out of bed.
  4. I once broke a bone (something or another in my wrist) as a direct result of a NASCAR driver’s tardiness.
  5. There was a point in my life when I was a rabid NASCAR fan.  You know those kids who love Justin Bieber.  Like that.  Except with NASCAR.
  6. I loathe smartphones.  I loathe them with the kind of rage that almost eclipses description.  If I could buy a gadget that would disable the phone/data signal of every single smartphone within 50 meters of me, I would buy that thing right now and never…EVER…turn it off.
  7. I am over 30 and still have 3 baby teeth.  Yay, weird genetics.
  8. I watch maybe two hours of television a week.  Unfortunately, those two hours are usually episodes of Pawn Stars.
  9. I have written close to a million words of original fiction and finished three novels.  They’re not horrible. I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to try to get them published.
  10. I put way too much thought into things that ultimately don’t matter.  Case in point:  I just spent over half an hour trying to figure out how to answer this.

I’m not going to PM people, but I am tagging anyone who darn well feels like answering this.

whatjanesays:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.

#everyone go home the internet is over

(Source: houseof-m)

JUST PLEASE LET ME HAVE JUST ONE OMG

  • Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
  • Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
  • Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
  • Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
  • Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
  • George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
  • Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
  • Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
  • Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
  • Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
  • Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
  • Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
  • Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
  • Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
  • Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
  • Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
  • Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
  • Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
  • Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
  • Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
  • Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
  • Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
  • Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
  • Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
  • Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
  • Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
  • Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
  • Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
  • Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
  • Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
  • Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
  • Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
  • James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
  • Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
  • Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
  • Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
  • Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
  • Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
  • Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
May 7
jacobinesque:

lightbeforetherain:

ladyunlaced:

resplandecen:

Emperor Pouncey McMittens.

Count Kissy Mcmittens
oh lord xD

General Sassy McMittens aw yis

Emperor Snuggly McPaws-Von Scooper.
Nice.

Emperor Scratchy VonScooper.
I feel like the cat with the weird skin disease.

jacobinesque:

lightbeforetherain:

ladyunlaced:

resplandecen:

Emperor Pouncey McMittens.

Count Kissy Mcmittens

oh lord xD

General Sassy McMittens aw yis

Emperor Snuggly McPaws-Von Scooper.

Nice.

Emperor Scratchy VonScooper.

I feel like the cat with the weird skin disease.

(Source: theclearlydope)

Send me a symbol:

jacobinesque:

pure-purgatory:

♥ - your first url

★ - your dreamed url

♡ - your first theme

✿ - 5 facts about yourself

♣ - saved urls

♞ - saved tags

♦ - how many blogs do you follow?

✘ - how many liked posts do you have?

♔ - post photo of yourself

♟ - is there any famous person that follows you?

❃ - how long are you here on tumblr?

♠ - post your tumblr crushes

☾ - which one is your favourite blog on tumblr?

➤ - is there someone you wish for following your blog?

I love how the “post a photo of yourself” symbol is a crown.  Damn right.

Fill this in with stuff about you

  • Age: 32
  • Where I’m from: Virginia
  • Where I would like to live: Rome
  • Favourite food: Sushi
  • Religion: Non-religious.
  • Sexual orientation: Asexual is probably the closest fit.
  • Single/taken: Single
  • Favourite book: The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson or The Cat Who Went to Heaven by Elizabeth Coatsworth
  • Eye colour: Hazelish
  • Favourite film(s): Ugh, too many. The English Patient, Pan's Labyrinth, The Avengers, Casino Royale, Fight Club, The Great Mouse Detective, The Secret of NIMH, others
  • Favourite band/singer(s): Tori Amos, Dessa, Garth Brooks, The Tea Party, Nikka Costa, Museum.
  • Random fact about me: I was once in an automobile accident that was the indirect fault of my favorite NASCAR driver. (Other random fact: there was a point in my life when I was utterly obsessed with NASCAR.)
  • Favourite colour: Anything in the blue-green spectrum.
  • If I have any pets: 2 cats (Lenny and Scarlet, aka the Lennybeast and The Ninja), 2 bettas (Lunch and Sushi), two step-cats (Emmy and HFE, who still live in Virginia).
  • Favourite male character from a TV show: Jack Donaghy (30 Rock) // Maxwell Smart (Get Smart)
  • Favourite female character from a TV show: Turanga Leela (Futurama) // Agent 99 (Get Smart)
  • What my name means: Messenger of God.
  • Favourite superhero: Thor
  • Celebrity crush: The overarching be-all, end-all: James Purefoy. The current obsession: Tom Hiddleston. Same-sex: Scarlett Johansson.

Click a few dots, and this program will try to guess your age.

jasmine-milk-tea:

usagisquared:

melkior:

lukedroth:

carpetcrawler:

It said I was 33. I’m 23 actually.

29.

I’m 20.

Nope.

… 31.

I’m 23. orz

28!

I’m 20 (21 in December), so eh, not bad given my glitchy trackpad mouse.

Pretty close. It said I was 30 but I’m 28. I switched between using a trackpad then the mouse.

It guessed that I was 32.  I am, in fact 32.  And here I was thinking I had the clicking finger of an 18-year-old.

(Source: jtotheizzoe)

I Must Confess in Threes

  • Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
  • Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
  • Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
  • Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
  • Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
  • Doing: Three habits that I have.
  • Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
  • Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
  • Dream: Three wishes I have.
  • Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.
Apr 2
thefrogman:

A new show I’m pitching to The CW. 

thefrogman:

A new show I’m pitching to The CW. 

It's google street view without the boring bits.

axeonos:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

beiuet:

emmugh:

The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.

#narnia google

THIS IS THE BEST

this is so awesome- it sent me to an irish forest - sounds and shit too. was nice

It took me to a bookshop.  No, really.  It took me to a motherfucking bookshop.

And then it took me to the Grand Canyon.

It really is magic!

meet the blogger

occasionalmadness:

  • do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? Open.  Otherwise the cats try to tunnel in or out.
  • do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? No.  I leave them be.  They are incredibly harsh on my hair.
  • where is your next vacation? I am planning a road trip through the national parks of southern Utah.
  • who do you think reads these? Probably no one, but who knows.
  • do you have a calendar in your room?  No.  I do have two elsewhere in my apartment.  Both are from 2012 (Current date March 13, 2013.)
  • what’s your plan for the day? Well, it is already almost 6:30 PM, so eat, read a few chapters of a book, and go to sleep.
  • are you reading any books right now? A few.  The Quantum Thief by Hannu Rajaniemi, The Daylight War by Peter V. Brett, and I am listening to A Dance With Dragons by George R. R. Martin on audiobook.
  • do you ever count your steps when you walk? Only when going up or down stairs.  No idea why.
  • do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? You cannot silence the jukebox in my mind!  So, um, more often than I should.
  • do you chew your pens and pencils? The lids only.
  • what is your “song of the week”? Sadness (Violent Mix) by Enigma and Nine Inch Nails.
  • is it okay for guys to wear pink?  Hell yes.
  • do you still watch cartoons? Indeed.  Futurama is still one of my favorites.
  • what do you drink with dinner? Something from Teavana.
  • what do you dip chicken nuggets in? I have a thing for Burger King’s Kung Pao sauce at the moment…or I did until they changed their chicken nuggets and made them crappy.
  • what is your favorite food/cuisine? Sushi.
  • what movies could you watch over and over and still love? A lot.  Tombstone, Inception, GoldenEye, anything from the MCU, The Great Mouse Detective, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Hollow Crown. Many. Many. Others.
  • when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? I wrote a card to Jacobinesque for her birthday.  Does that count?
  • can you change the oil on a car? In general, yes.  On my particular car, no.  Same for the battery.
  • best thing to eat for breakfast? I don’t eat breakfast.  Any form of food eaten before 10 AM makes me want to puke.
  • what is your usual bedtime? 11 - 11:30 PM.  Needs to be earlier, really, especially since my neighbors usually wake me up at 4:30 and I can’t get back to sleep.
  • are you lazy? So much so that I am surprised I’m finishing this questionnaire..
  • afraid of heights? Not at all.
  • occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Figure skater, Transformer, member of C.O.B.R.A.
  • hot tea or cold tea: Hot.
  • tea or coffee? Tea.
  • favorite kind of cookie? Red Velvet with white hocolate chips.
  • can you swim well? No.  
  • can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? Yes.
  • who do you want to see right now? My friends Mia or Tara.  I didn’t get to see them last time I was home, and I miss them bunches.

(Source: littlegiilbert)