Making introductions among fictional characters can be tedious.
Valar: Manwë, Morgoth/Melkor, Varda, Yavanna, Ulmo, Aulë.
LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao
Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by 16 year Vivian Xiao with sharpie markers! Depicting Nazgul, Minas Tirith, and even the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, this divinely-engraved instrument could surely inspire even more Led Zeppelin songs. Check put Vivian’s website for details on purchasing and commissions.
i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore
“What’s wrong with our kids,man?!”
And Faramir doesn’t even mind when she tracks Orc blood into the house.
What a good guy.
Does his apron say “Not Boromir”
Yes. Yes it does.
I have such a crush on colbert that it’s criminal
#listen up you motherfuckers #ain’t no short ass gods and kings around here #stfu legolas go stand in the background #what’s that? #they’re taking the hobbits to shut the fuck up? #thor don’t talk out loud you lower the iq of asgard #go sassy or go home #i love the sound you make #when you shut the fuck up #you dull creatures #yes thank you for your input
Minas Tirith Sandcastle
So goes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
*throws crab off the top*
this is amazing