Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
(Source: cryingoverb4nds)

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
(Source: cryingoverb4nds)
(Source: selfishstnkrbell)
(Source: singformaya)
(Source: kenmillers)
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Yep, I am that asshole who sets an alarm so that I can outbid you on ebay in the last 30 seconds by one dollar
I’m that asshole that uses an auction sniper site so I don’t even have to wake up.
I learned something new today. *Goes to sign up for sniper site.*
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here